Haven’t had a relaxing bath in ages ☺️
that’s true friendship
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
Only the most comfortable position to sleep in.
This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.
i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong
The guy in the back looks confused too
homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb
THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????
“Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”
Thank you science side of tumblr
also do u realise how rare this is omg
rare as a holographic charizard card in the 90’s
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now
I’ve just been emotionally blackmailed by a cartoon snail.
This makes me happy
you’re such an ass catdad
Ohmygod this is hilarious
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.